Once upon
a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl
coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was
reading. The girl came up to him and asked What do you have under
the newspaper, mister? A bird, the guy replied.
The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he
was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the Police asked him what
happened, the guy replied, I don't know. I was lying on the beach,
this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I'm here.
Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her What did
you do to that naked fellow? After a little pause, the girl
replied, Nothing. I was playing with the bird and it spit
on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on
fire
Topic: A little bird humour (Read 985 times)