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The quest to 1000
« on: Nov 18, 2008, 08:14AM »
Seeing as I've been a member here since day one, I think I was the 5th member to join the original antrx, I thought it was about time I got myself to that elite group of no hopers who have reached 1000 posts.  So throw me a question, and my answers will gain me the dozen or so posts to get me to my goal and to continue the trend of useless and wasteful posting by me.

Question away....
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Before!  Before!  You're living in the past, Marge.  Quit living in the past.

What, I never said I didn't like it asshat! :P

At least I don't think I did... but if I did, then I'm the asshat.

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Re: The quest to 1000
« Reply #1 on: Nov 18, 2008, 08:25AM »
Are you in possesion of budge's ex's nudes?

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Re: The quest to 1000
« Reply #2 on: Nov 18, 2008, 10:04AM »
are you really the love child of chuck norris and david hasslehoff?

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Re: The quest to 1000
« Reply #3 on: Nov 18, 2008, 10:13AM »
if i give you food, will you post a picture of yourself in a bikini?
I'm sick of my knob going all floppy and loose in my hand  :P 
I've been on probation for 21 years, can't make a decision without consulting the wife first  ::)

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Re: The quest to 1000
« Reply #4 on: Nov 18, 2008, 10:24AM »
Is it true that your hung like a bullant?
Ill fight you. May even throw a bar of soap your way. Maybe a few wax strips and some clip on brembo brake calipers for your fooly sic civic.

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Re: The quest to 1000
« Reply #5 on: Nov 18, 2008, 04:48PM »
Are you going to answer each one of these questions in a new post every time?

 ;D
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When i'm cruisin' wit my bitches and G's ready to pop a cap in the ass of some fool who thinks he's bank by takin' my corner of the block....  ::)

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Re: The quest to 1000
« Reply #6 on: Nov 18, 2008, 04:59PM »
Are you going to answer each one of these questions in a new post every time?

 ;D

i was hoping he would have had too many pints and answered them all in the one post lol..

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Re: The quest to 1000
« Reply #7 on: Nov 18, 2008, 07:25PM »
I think he needs to answer all the questions before his last post, in one post... then continue on :)

Shaun, is it true that you tried to smuggle a container into Ireland containing a 1991 Series II Nissan Pintara GLi... in gold, without aircon ... ?
dont piss me off with your pillarless shit captain snappy wrist

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Re: The quest to 1000
« Reply #8 on: Nov 18, 2008, 08:46PM »
is it true your moving back to oz to be closer to Noss??
« Last Edit: Nov 18, 2008, 09:06PM by Budgie »


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Re: The quest to 1000
« Reply #9 on: Nov 18, 2008, 09:58PM »
is it true your moving back to oz to be closer to Noss??

maybe i should move back to melbourne to make the move more worth his effort?

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Re: The quest to 1000
« Reply #10 on: Nov 18, 2008, 10:36PM »
Have you had other forum names?  I don't keep track so good.
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Re: The quest to 1000
« Reply #11 on: Nov 19, 2008, 04:24AM »
Are you in possesion of budge's ex's nudes?

Funnily enough I am in possession of said nude photos.  But noss broke the gallery thing so you'll have to wait to see them.  Here's a pic of Budgie and his ex before they nuded up and started taking pics

« Last Edit: Nov 19, 2008, 04:58AM by VALVG »
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Homer!  What have you done to the car?  I don't think it had broken axles before.

Before!  Before!  You're living in the past, Marge.  Quit living in the past.

What, I never said I didn't like it asshat! :P

At least I don't think I did... but if I did, then I'm the asshat.

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Re: The quest to 1000
« Reply #12 on: Nov 19, 2008, 04:28AM »
are you really the love child of chuck norris and david hasslehoff?

False, this is a common misconception.  Yes, I do possess large hair like David and a formidable beard like Chuck, but a pic of me and my real parents is in my personal gallery here

http://k41.pbase.com/o4/55/518155/1/66488976.EOXZFRiW.TheBadSonW.jpg
« Last Edit: Nov 19, 2008, 04:51AM by VALVG »
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Homer!  What have you done to the car?  I don't think it had broken axles before.

Before!  Before!  You're living in the past, Marge.  Quit living in the past.

What, I never said I didn't like it asshat! :P

At least I don't think I did... but if I did, then I'm the asshat.

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Re: The quest to 1000
« Reply #13 on: Nov 19, 2008, 04:32AM »
if i give you food, will you post a picture of yourself in a bikini?

Of course I will, but on one condition.....you have to order a pizza from my new business venture



then you can get a live bikini show if you tip well enough.  Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Homer!  What have you done to the car?  I don't think it had broken axles before.

Before!  Before!  You're living in the past, Marge.  Quit living in the past.

What, I never said I didn't like it asshat! :P

At least I don't think I did... but if I did, then I'm the asshat.

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Re: The quest to 1000
« Reply #14 on: Nov 19, 2008, 05:02AM »
Is it true that your hung like a bullant?

The only way to find out is to open the box.....

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Homer!  What have you done to the car?  I don't think it had broken axles before.

Before!  Before!  You're living in the past, Marge.  Quit living in the past.

What, I never said I didn't like it asshat! :P

At least I don't think I did... but if I did, then I'm the asshat.

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Re: The quest to 1000
« Reply #15 on: Nov 19, 2008, 05:09AM »
Are you going to answer each one of these questions in a new post every time?

 ;D

Of course, how else do I waste everybody's time to get to......

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Homer!  What have you done to the car?  I don't think it had broken axles before.

Before!  Before!  You're living in the past, Marge.  Quit living in the past.

What, I never said I didn't like it asshat! :P

At least I don't think I did... but if I did, then I'm the asshat.

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Re: The quest to 1000
« Reply #16 on: Nov 19, 2008, 05:25AM »
I think he needs to answer all the questions before his last post, in one post... then continue on :)

Shaun, is it true that you tried to smuggle a container into Ireland containing a 1991 Series II Nissan Pintara GLi... in gold, without aircon ... ?

Close, it was a '92 model, and it was more of a brown/white colour, even had it's orginal high mounted brake light and AM/FM radio still in place!  Here's a pic.

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Homer!  What have you done to the car?  I don't think it had broken axles before.

Before!  Before!  You're living in the past, Marge.  Quit living in the past.

What, I never said I didn't like it asshat! :P

At least I don't think I did... but if I did, then I'm the asshat.

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Re: The quest to 1000
« Reply #17 on: Nov 19, 2008, 05:28AM »
is it true your moving back to oz to be closer to Noss??

Hugh, didn't you hear the sad news?

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Homer!  What have you done to the car?  I don't think it had broken axles before.

Before!  Before!  You're living in the past, Marge.  Quit living in the past.

What, I never said I didn't like it asshat! :P

At least I don't think I did... but if I did, then I'm the asshat.

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Re: The quest to 1000
« Reply #18 on: Nov 19, 2008, 05:30AM »
Have you had other forum names?  I don't keep track so good.

Yeah, I've had a few, here's the last few I can remember



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Homer!  What have you done to the car?  I don't think it had broken axles before.

Before!  Before!  You're living in the past, Marge.  Quit living in the past.

What, I never said I didn't like it asshat! :P

At least I don't think I did... but if I did, then I'm the asshat.

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Re: The quest to 1000
« Reply #19 on: Nov 19, 2008, 06:41AM »
Close, it was a '92 model, and it was more of a brown/white colour, even had it's orginal high mounted brake light and AM/FM radio still in place!  Here's a pic.




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Re: The quest to 1000
« Reply #20 on: Nov 19, 2008, 06:55AM »
lol gold..

did you really try to get budgie into ireland with you by stuffing him in your budgie smugglers?


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Re: The quest to 1000
« Reply #21 on: Nov 19, 2008, 07:44AM »
Who am i?
I have eyes, a mouth, a tongue but no nose :O
who am i?
"Noss is God"

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Re: The quest to 1000
« Reply #22 on: Nov 27, 2008, 10:03AM »
Why did you get a warning?

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Re: The quest to 1000
« Reply #23 on: Nov 27, 2008, 10:05AM »
Why did you get a warning?

coz he's a C.U.N.T
I'm sick of my knob going all floppy and loose in my hand  :P 
I've been on probation for 21 years, can't make a decision without consulting the wife first  ::)

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Re: The quest to 1000
« Reply #24 on: Nov 27, 2008, 11:06AM »
i thought it was cause he was a penis?

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Re: The quest to 1000
« Reply #25 on: Dec 1, 2008, 01:00AM »
Who am i?
I have eyes, a mouth, a tongue but no nose :O
who am i?

He who must not be named.... ;D
Ill fight you. May even throw a bar of soap your way. Maybe a few wax strips and some clip on brembo brake calipers for your fooly sic civic.

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Re: The quest to 1000
« Reply #26 on: Dec 28, 2008, 06:28PM »
He who must not be named.... ;D
bahhahahahahahahah
niiiice
wasnt the answer but ill pay that one +kudos to you good sir lol good thinking lol
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Re: The quest to 1000
« Reply #27 on: Dec 28, 2008, 07:10PM »
Shaun... say hi to me.

Your 1 post off 1000
I'm sick of my knob going all floppy and loose in my hand  :P 
I've been on probation for 21 years, can't make a decision without consulting the wife first  ::)

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Re: The quest to 1000
« Reply #28 on: Dec 29, 2008, 07:46AM »
Shaun... say hi to me.

Your 1 post off 1000

Hi Jecks.

I was quite happy on 999 uselsss posts, but I guess the day had to come for me to get to 1000.  I'll clock up the next 1000 some time in 2018 i reckon.
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Homer!  What have you done to the car?  I don't think it had broken axles before.

Before!  Before!  You're living in the past, Marge.  Quit living in the past.

What, I never said I didn't like it asshat! :P

At least I don't think I did... but if I did, then I'm the asshat.