Author Topic: You have to be kidding me..... (Read 5639 times)

greenbird · « **on:** Sep 18, 2008, 09:55PM »

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24353334-5012895,00.html

cruizer · « **Reply #1 on:** Sep 18, 2008, 10:21PM »

Wow. Thats gotta suck lol. Why would you hold the fish when you are going to the loo??

SAIUN · « **Reply #2 on:** Sep 18, 2008, 10:22PM »

1.5cm wide? and it just "slipped in" did it?

I'd say it'd take some mighty hard forcing it in.

bogan_bob · « **Reply #3 on:** Sep 18, 2008, 10:25PM »

sounds very, very dubious $:-\$

Unbalanced_ · « **Reply #4 on:** Sep 19, 2008, 12:31AM »

Kinky!

Leopard-Man · « **Reply #5 on:** Sep 19, 2008, 02:43AM »

ffs... just when you think youve heard it all, some kid shoves a fish up his penis... damn.

SSS · « **Reply #6 on:** Sep 19, 2008, 05:31PM »

I am genuinely not suprised that this happened in india.

minimikee · « **Reply #7 on:** Sep 19, 2008, 05:36PM »

lol who thinks of that ... *pictures family guy moment - Peter and the pencil sharpener"

hrmmmm · « **Reply #8 on:** Sep 19, 2008, 08:47PM »

Sound's very fishy to me.

* boom tish-I'm here all night.

FRAZE · « **Reply #9 on:** Sep 19, 2008, 09:14PM »

he used his small rod to catch a fish, wonder if he was using crabs as bait

evlknvl · « **Reply #10 on:** Sep 19, 2008, 09:47PM »

"he used his small rod to catch a fish, wonder if he was using crabs as bait" LMFAO

ashman01 · « **Reply #11 on:** Sep 19, 2008, 11:08PM »

I dont no about other males on this planet but my pee hole isnt 1.5cm wide. How the fuck do u just slip a 1.5cm thick fish in ur pee hole. Fish are naturaly scared creatures (i own about 200 of them) so even if i was perverted and stuck my dick into a fishtank. A fish is not going to come near my penis.

Smiley Of Terror · « **Reply #12 on:** Sep 23, 2008, 12:01AM »

some fish like urethras

Vithy · « **Reply #13 on:** Sep 23, 2008, 01:02AM »

WOW!!!!!

a fish is nothing!
supposedly theres a photo or a video of a dildo going down the top of a penis :O
i duno how reliable the person i herd that from is tho.....i havent seen nor wana see the proof!!!!:S

Unbalanced_ · « **Reply #14 on:** Sep 23, 2008, 02:01AM »

Quote from: Vithy on Sep 23, 2008, 01:02AM

WOW!!!!!

a fish is nothing!
supposedly theres a photo or a video of a dildo going down the top of a penis :O
i duno how reliable the person i herd that from is tho.....i havent seen nor wana see the proof!!!!:S

Ive seen it. Its grotesque. The sickest part of it is that the guy is enjoying it even though it appears his penis is about to split in half... Yeah, its bad.

BILL*69 · « **Reply #15 on:** Sep 23, 2008, 11:09AM »

Yeah, but he didnt claim it 'fell' in there now, did he?

Vithy · « **Reply #16 on:** Sep 23, 2008, 01:46PM »

Quote from: BILL*69 on Sep 23, 2008, 11:09AM

Yeah, but he didnt claim it 'fell' in there now, did he?

thats a freakin worry

minimikee · « **Reply #17 on:** Sep 23, 2008, 05:51PM »

Quote from: Vithy on Sep 23, 2008, 01:02AM

WOW!!!!!

a fish is nothing!
supposedly theres a photo or a video of a dildo going down the top of a penis :O
i duno how reliable the person i herd that from is tho.....i havent seen nor wana see the proof!!!!:S

LOL i have that video on my phone

evlknvl · « **Reply #18 on:** Sep 23, 2008, 06:37PM »

LMAO@Bill

Smiley Of Terror · « **Reply #19 on:** Sep 23, 2008, 08:47PM »

i believe the medical term is "sounding"

minimikee · « **Reply #20 on:** Sep 23, 2008, 11:15PM »

theres a medical term for shoving stuff up your winky hole?? ... and its sounding?? WTF

Smiley Of Terror · « **Reply #21 on:** Sep 24, 2008, 12:13AM »

Quote from: wikipedia

Sounding or urethral sounding is the medical use of probes called sounds to increase the inner diameter of the urethra and to locate obstructions in it.

who says you don't learn stuff from antrx

SMI7HY · « **Reply #22 on:** Sep 24, 2008, 12:31AM »

Quote from: Smiley Of Terror on Sep 24, 2008, 12:13AM

who says you don't learn stuff from antrx

yeeah but i dont know that i wanted to learn that

FRAZE · « **Reply #23 on:** Sep 24, 2008, 09:01PM »

Quote from: minimikee on Sep 23, 2008, 11:15PM

theres a medical term for shoving stuff up your winky hole?? ... and its sounding?? WTF

yeah sounding like this kid need a bigger penis so he try a walkin fish next , ffs

noss · « **Reply #24 on:** Sep 25, 2008, 10:13PM »

there is a video around called the 50 worst sex accidents or something.. this guy shoved a gerbera down his peehole.. this is a gerbera..

for those of you that have seen them before, theyy have little hairs on the stems, they point upward.. means its a lot easier to put in than it would be to take out!

needless to say the guy was in a lot of pain.

slim · « **Reply #25 on:** Sep 25, 2008, 11:41PM »

are you going to provide a link to the said video ?

Did the gerbera go stem first or flower first ?

BILL*69 · « **Reply #26 on:** Sep 26, 2008, 12:01AM »

id say stem first, if it was more painful on the way out.

Jono · « **Reply #27 on:** Oct 6, 2008, 03:27PM »

Like a man-vase?

I discovered 4chan on the weekend, I know I'm behind the times but this sounds like something you'd see on there.

It makes you wonder about the human race.

noss · « **Reply #28 on:** Oct 6, 2008, 03:49PM »

Quote from: slim on Sep 25, 2008, 11:41PM

are you going to provide a link to the said video ?

i cant find it sorry

a friend had it on a dvd.. i searched imdb and youtube and google and under a rock down the street and still couldnt find it.

tazza255 · « **Reply #29 on:** Oct 6, 2008, 06:22PM »

Quote from: FRAZE on Sep 19, 2008, 09:14PM

he used his small rod to catch a fish, wonder if he was using crabs as bait

ROFLMFAO