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Anniversary
« on: Feb 4, 2005, 05:27PM »
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in
their bed. She puts on her robe and downstairs to look for him. She
finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of
him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches
as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee. "What's the
matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you
down here at this time of night?"

Do you remember when I met you and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and
sensitive. "Yes, I do" she replies. The husband pauses. The words are
not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the
back seat of my car, making love?" "Yes, I remember" says the wife,
lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues... "Do
you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you
marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'" "I
remember that too" she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his
cheek and says...

"I would have gotten out today."
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Re: Anniversary
« Reply #1 on: Feb 4, 2005, 05:43PM »
lmao  :)

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Re: Anniversary
« Reply #2 on: Feb 5, 2005, 04:03PM »
LOL nice one :)