Ok, lets mix it up a little: Quote from Weird Al's Movie: UHF
Kuni: Ahhh, a red snapper, mmmm, very tasty. Ok, Weaver, listen carefully. You can hold on to your snapper, or you can go for what's in the box that Hiro-san is bringing down the isle right now! What's it gunna be?
Weaver: I'll take the box, the box!
Kuni: You took the box! Let's see what's in the box!
**box is opened**
Kuni: Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID!!! You're so STUUUUUPPPIIIIID!!!
Oh, and then there's other classics such as;
Stanley: George, you know I was wondering. Like if you were traveling through outer space, I mean like you're going real fast, like the speed of light, you know... hoooohhhhh... and all of a sudden you started screaming... aaaahhhhh aaaaahhhhh!!!!!! Do you think your brain would blow up?
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Raul: This is my ant farm. These little guys can lift fifty times their own weight. They also spend weeks digging these intricate tunnels. And hey, they really hate it when you do this.
*shakes ant farm up*
Raul: Oh look, they're really mad now!
Brilliant movie. If you haven't seen it, go find it!! It's out on DVD, but you have to get it from ebay or somewhere like that.