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Favourite Movie And Tv Quotes
« on: Nov 8, 2007, 02:33PM »
Hey all ;)
I was bored as hell at work ( shock horror) and i thought of what peoples  fav movie quotes are.

Heres some i prepared earlier

Scarey Movie:

Reporting live for Black TV! White folks are dead, we're getting the fuck out of here!

Super Troopers:

Thorny: Who wants a moustache ride?

Foster: Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?
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Re: Favourite Movie Quotes
« Reply #1 on: Nov 8, 2007, 02:54PM »
How about  Tv quotes as well? If so, "I'm Rick James Bitch...." bahahaha.
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Re: Favourite Movie Quotes
« Reply #2 on: Nov 8, 2007, 02:59PM »
Well ok movie and tv quotes then lol
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Re: Favourite Movie And Tv Quotes
« Reply #3 on: Nov 8, 2007, 04:27PM »
Futurama: the pacman episode

"oh no, we lost fry"

*fry rocks up*

"It's ok, I had another guy"

"YAAAAAAAY"

The Dukes of Hazard:

*Bo walks up behind Daisy*

Bo: "You know, if we weren't cousins, I'd marry you"

Daisy: "That's never stopped anyone in this family before"
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Re: Favourite Movie And Tv Quotes
« Reply #4 on: Nov 8, 2007, 04:39PM »
lol as were on tv what about family guy

Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
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Re: Favourite Movie And Tv Quotes
« Reply #5 on: Nov 8, 2007, 04:46PM »
lol @ stewie, he's a classic character. I love this one off the simpsons;

Marge: Homer! What have you done to the car? I don't think it had broken axles before.

Homer: Before! Before! You're living in the past, Marge. Quit living in the past.

 :D
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Re: Favourite Movie And Tv Quotes
« Reply #6 on: Nov 8, 2007, 05:22PM »
this was always going to become a simpsons/family guy quote fest. but ill add anyway.
"well im better then dirt, well most kinds of dirt, i mean not that fancy store bought dirt, that stuff is loaded with nutrients, i cant compete with that stuff." - moe.

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Re: Favourite Movie And Tv Quotes
« Reply #7 on: Nov 8, 2007, 08:46PM »
Ok, Lets get all Futurama quotes out off the way right here and now.

Just go to http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/EpisodeSounds/
They are mp3 file downloads aswell

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Re: Favourite Movie And Tv Quotes
« Reply #8 on: Nov 8, 2007, 09:47PM »
All my Fav quotes are from Anchorman...

Ron Burgundy: [Talking to dog] You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.

Champ Kind: I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

Brick Tamland: Hey. Where did you get those clothes? At the toilet store?

Ron Burgundy [to Baxter]: What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing.




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Re: Favourite Movie And Tv Quotes
« Reply #9 on: Nov 8, 2007, 09:49PM »
anything zoidberg says is golden


there are too many quotes to choose from but a classic from fry

Fry: "Wait a second, i'm getting an idea, no false alarm, no, yeah, no, yeah, no, wait, no, yeah, yeah, no, no, YES"



and Family Guy, Da Boom. Peter after eating a years supply of dried food and then drinking some water:

"Everybody leave, I have to poop......................... ...........NOW!!!!!"
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Re: Favourite Movie And Tv Quotes
« Reply #10 on: Nov 8, 2007, 10:25PM »
Ok, lets mix it up a little: Quote from Weird Al's Movie: UHF

Kuni: Ahhh, a red snapper, mmmm, very tasty. Ok, Weaver, listen carefully. You can hold on to your  snapper, or you can go for what's in the box that Hiro-san is bringing down the isle right now! What's it gunna be?

Weaver: I'll take the box, the box!

Kuni: You took the box! Let's see what's in the box!

**box is opened**

Kuni: Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID!!! You're so STUUUUUPPPIIIIID!!!


Oh, and then there's other classics such as;

Stanley: George, you know I was wondering. Like if you were traveling through outer space, I mean like you're going real fast, like the speed of light, you know... hoooohhhhh... and all of a sudden you started screaming... aaaahhhhh aaaaahhhhh!!!!!! Do you think your brain would blow up?

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Raul: Oh look, they're really mad now!

 :D Brilliant movie. If you haven't seen it, go find it!! It's out on DVD, but you have to get it from ebay or somewhere like that.
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Re: Favourite Movie And Tv Quotes
« Reply #11 on: Nov 9, 2007, 10:05AM »
"Sticking feathers up your ass does not make you a chicken!" - Fight Club

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." - Fight Club

"Denny Crane, my poop doesn't stink, comes out in pretty colours" - Boston Legal

"Eggiweggs. I would like... to smash them. And pick them up, and THROW- " - A Clockwork Orange

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Re: Favourite Movie And Tv Quotes
« Reply #12 on: Nov 9, 2007, 11:40AM »
But wait theres more lol

Brick Tamland:  I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
Brian Fantana: Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.

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Re: Favourite Movie And Tv Quotes
« Reply #13 on: Nov 9, 2007, 12:20PM »
Dane, that line is just not funny unless you have seen the movie huh!? That whole part of the movie is fucking gold

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Re: Favourite Movie And Tv Quotes
« Reply #14 on: Nov 9, 2007, 01:05PM »
Lol ur right its just the expression on his face is hollarious hey lol Note to everyone see anchor man
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Re: Favourite Movie And Tv Quotes
« Reply #15 on: Nov 9, 2007, 01:12PM »
I love lamp lol anchor man is a classic i also love the part where everyone is yelling and all you hear is LOUD NOIZES LOUD NOIZES lol
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Re: Favourite Movie And Tv Quotes
« Reply #16 on: Nov 9, 2007, 05:35PM »
" I DONT KNOW WHAT WE ARE YELLING ABOUT!!!!!"

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Re: Favourite Movie And Tv Quotes
« Reply #17 on: Nov 9, 2007, 05:47PM »
Lol who said this was all going to be about simpsons lol

Veronica: Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection.

Ron: Oh yeah, about that, it's probably just the pants, I was meaning to take them back to the, uh, pants store.


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College Boy 3: [licking back window of police car] The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.



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Re: Favourite Movie And Tv Quotes
« Reply #18 on: Nov 9, 2007, 05:57PM »
Lol who said this was all going to be about simpsons lol

Veronica: Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection.

Ron: Oh yeah, about that, it's probably just the pants, I was meaning to take them back to the, uh, pants store.



" oh its the pleats..im about to take them back to the pants store right now.......*walks off* ...."dont act like your not impressed!!"

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Re: Favourite Movie And Tv Quotes
« Reply #19 on: Nov 9, 2007, 07:17PM »
Waynes world: "A gun rack? I don't even have A gun, never the less several guns that would facilitate the use of a gun rack" (Something like that  ::))

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Re: Favourite Movie And Tv Quotes
« Reply #20 on: Nov 12, 2007, 10:45AM »
The Max Powers Simpson's Episode.

The Simpson family watching Police Cops,

Homer: haaaaaaaaah his name is like my name.
Homer: Lisa did you see the way daddy caught that bullet.
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Re: Favourite Movie And Tv Quotes
« Reply #21 on: Nov 12, 2007, 07:26PM »
Lock stock and two smoking barrels is an endless suppy of quotes for me:

'Not when the price is 200 pound it ain't! And certainly not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your skyrocket'

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'Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking.'

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'I don't fucking believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot?'

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Re: Favourite Movie And Tv Quotes
« Reply #22 on: Nov 13, 2007, 12:55AM »
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Re: Favourite Movie And Tv Quotes
« Reply #23 on: Nov 13, 2007, 08:55PM »
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Re: Favourite Movie And Tv Quotes
« Reply #24 on: Nov 15, 2007, 12:53AM »
from an all timeless classic "the life of brian"
"i want to be called laretta stan," (from eric idle , a man) "i want to have babies"
 stan(john cleese) "what!!! you want to have babies, wheres the feotus gunna gestate ? you gunna keep it in a box??"
others "it's symbolic for his struggle against humanity"
stan"it's symbolic for his struggle against reality!!"
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