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quotes from fundamentalist christian chat rooms
« on: Jan 14, 2008, 02:07PM »
http://duggmirror.com/comedy/100_Greatest_Quotes_from_fundamentalist_christian_chat_rooms/

fucking crazy idiots!


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Re: quotes from fundamentalist christian chat rooms
« Reply #1 on: Jan 14, 2008, 02:27PM »
i can't bear to read anymore.....  :D

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Re: quotes from fundamentalist christian chat rooms
« Reply #2 on: Jan 14, 2008, 02:31PM »
Cool, according to them I worship satan AND I'm a muslim!   >:(

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Re: quotes from fundamentalist christian chat rooms
« Reply #3 on: Jan 14, 2008, 02:34PM »
zomg.

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Re: quotes from fundamentalist christian chat rooms
« Reply #4 on: Jan 14, 2008, 03:09PM »
i feel like my head is going to explode. holy crap! talk about lacking brain cells.

how terrible was the one where the kid was gay and ended up taking his life. goddam retards.
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Re: quotes from fundamentalist christian chat rooms
« Reply #5 on: Jan 14, 2008, 03:22PM »
ROFL i love the 5th one (the athiest convo)
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Re: quotes from fundamentalist christian chat rooms
« Reply #6 on: Jan 14, 2008, 07:27PM »
wtf!

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Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history. [\quote]

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The only solution we have to stop gays from recruiting other people is to cut off the source. They need to be taken to specialized containment centers where they will be forced to become straight and accept Jesus as thier savior and to repent from their disgusting, wicket, hatful, devilish ways. Those that refuse to go can either be forced, or banished from society in other specialized communities where they have no connetion to the outside world at all. Most would die of AIDS anyway. Anyone who refused any of the answers to make them better would have to be killed or banished [\quote]

absolute dumbshits...

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Re: quotes from fundamentalist christian chat rooms
« Reply #7 on: Jan 14, 2008, 08:17PM »
On my way to this post i sodomised my next door neighbour, raped and then made my cousin abort her 3rd child, ate a newborn baby alive, and burned 5 christians on the stake.


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Isnt that what all athiests do?

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Re: quotes from fundamentalist christian chat rooms
« Reply #8 on: Jan 14, 2008, 08:38PM »
Ive just started reading Dianetics (the Scientology bible) just outta curiosity...
Christians are no longer the ones who shit me. lol.
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Re: quotes from fundamentalist christian chat rooms
« Reply #9 on: Jan 14, 2008, 08:56PM »
This is quite possibly the best sentence I have ever read!

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You are banned. You are not a Christian for Christians don't accuse brothers and sisters in Christ of being non-Christian.
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Re: quotes from fundamentalist christian chat rooms
« Reply #10 on: Jan 14, 2008, 09:47PM »
hahhahahahahahahah

fucktards....

I thought Athiests are just non believers?

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Re: quotes from fundamentalist christian chat rooms
« Reply #11 on: Jan 14, 2008, 10:27PM »
what the fuck???? gravity apparently doesnt exist, monkeys dont live for several million years, the world is flat, and aliens ruled the planet before the dinosaurs....i know ill be branded as an athiest, but if being an athiest means not believing that shit...then im an athiest....

what.......the.........hell is wrong with these people
someone needs to slap those hoes down

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Re: quotes from fundamentalist christian chat rooms
« Reply #12 on: Jan 15, 2008, 08:17AM »
I thought Athiests are just non believers?

yup thats right:

atheist - a person who does not believe that deities exist; one who lacks belief in gods.


if the loopy folk posting in that link about atheists and how they worship the devil or whatever actually knew anything at all, they'd realise that the devil is a deity and seeing as an atheist doesnt believe that deities exist, that means they dont believe in the devil.

not even satanists believe in the devil (they also dont believe deities exist), they just use the devil's images to get a rise out of the christians ::)

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Re: quotes from fundamentalist christian chat rooms
« Reply #13 on: Jan 15, 2008, 04:53PM »
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ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

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Re: quotes from fundamentalist christian chat rooms
« Reply #14 on: Jan 15, 2008, 05:50PM »
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A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However he should not penetrate, sodomising the child is OK. If the man penetrates and damages the child then he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl, however does not count as one of his four permanent wives. The man will not be eligible to marry the girl's sister.

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Re: quotes from fundamentalist christian chat rooms
« Reply #15 on: Jan 15, 2008, 08:28PM »
"Make sure your answer uses Scripture, not logic."

LOL

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Re: quotes from fundamentalist christian chat rooms
« Reply #16 on: Jan 19, 2008, 01:16PM »
I'm not even half way through and I'm having trouble.
How can someone live a functional life being so ignorant and oblivious to whats happening around them?
How can someone go through life without getting into serious trouble with these extremist beliefs?

I just don't understand how people can be so blind.

Anyways, they're hilarious, but also irritating as all hell to read!
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Re: quotes from fundamentalist christian chat rooms
« Reply #17 on: Jan 19, 2008, 01:27PM »
Its people like this that give all christians a bad name hey. I guess every religion has fundamentalists and to be honest it's kind of scary what these people think!

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Re: quotes from fundamentalist christian chat rooms
« Reply #18 on: Jan 20, 2008, 02:36PM »
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I dont want to sound like a fanatic, but Im worried what other effects will come out of this increasingly secular, immoral society obsessed with filth.


Hahaha... like the thought that radically religious people will opress any new emerging 'sects'?



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