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« on: Jan 25, 2007, 11:00AM »
http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

As before, dont cheat, and post the first one you come up with!


Edward A: At age 74 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

Now THATS a way to die!  8)

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« Reply #1 on: Jan 25, 2007, 11:41AM »
Oh you got a cool one mine is gay
Daniel: At age 35 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.
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« Reply #2 on: Jan 25, 2007, 11:54AM »
Jason: At age 28 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

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« Reply #3 on: Jan 25, 2007, 11:58AM »
ryan: At age 49 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

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« Reply #4 on: Jan 25, 2007, 12:03PM »
ah yay! i got a cool one

rebecca: At age 48 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

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« Reply #5 on: Jan 25, 2007, 12:06PM »
james: At age 70 a meteorite will strike you in the skull as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.
Noss you look like a cereal killer ;D


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« Reply #6 on: Jan 25, 2007, 12:07PM »
i got a really crap one,
dean: At age 35 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.
if im gonna be on drugs everyone knows it'll be something like ex. lol
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« Reply #7 on: Jan 25, 2007, 12:22PM »
haha

Jamie: At age 59 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.
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« Reply #8 on: Jan 25, 2007, 12:25PM »
Paul: At age 40 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.
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« Reply #9 on: Jan 25, 2007, 12:41PM »
At age 49 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much

interesting.
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« Reply #10 on: Jan 25, 2007, 02:36PM »
Krysteena: At age 38 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

Ooookay then..... not long to go...

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« Reply #11 on: Jan 25, 2007, 02:40PM »
Muhahahah.

Bill: At age 63 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

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« Reply #12 on: Jan 25, 2007, 03:25PM »
Hmm... I'm not usually one for giving away money...

Jeremy: At age 46 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

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« Reply #13 on: Jan 25, 2007, 04:34PM »
Aaron: At age 30 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattans central park.

Question: What was I doing in central park anyway.

Oh well have to die some way

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« Reply #14 on: Jan 25, 2007, 05:26PM »
Jamie: At age 59 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.
Rofl. YOU LOSE. CONTINUE? [INSERT COIN(S)]

Simon: At age 69 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.

At least it's a nice age to die. Get it?  :D
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« Reply #15 on: Jan 25, 2007, 07:43PM »
Jonathan: At age 34 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

oh.  :(

The next one was even worse. what a shit day :P

Jonathan: At age 57 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.
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« Reply #16 on: Jan 25, 2007, 08:44PM »
Troy: At age 57 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

oh i got one thats already been done

hey Kranzy feel like a round of golf ;D

the next one i got was better

Troy: At age 67 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

at least i died ten years later
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« Reply #17 on: Jan 25, 2007, 11:46PM »
am i the oldest living so far??  :P
Noss you look like a cereal killer ;D


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« Reply #18 on: Jan 26, 2007, 03:35AM »
LOL! NO!  ;D

Check first post!  ;)

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« Reply #19 on: Jan 26, 2007, 09:06AM »
Ashley: At age 27 you will choke on a piece of steak.

Thats not long.

Well looks like i will be the first 1 to die!

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« Reply #20 on: Jan 26, 2007, 10:35AM »
brett smith: At age 30 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.


yes!, only 11 years left!

the street fighter thing really doesn't surprise me... and chances are by the time i am playing it it will be really old. 

honestly, i could keep myself busy with this thing for hours.
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« Reply #21 on: Jan 26, 2007, 11:08AM »
Haha i like mine.

Tommy: At age 63 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.


As funny as this is its not very accurate (i know its a joke). I just got the same thing, second click and i was 70.. :-\
 

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« Reply #22 on: Jan 26, 2007, 05:54PM »
Rhys: At age 46 you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session.
 
I doubt that meditation would have anything to do with my life so I tried again. . .

Rhys: At age 64 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

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« Reply #23 on: Jan 26, 2007, 08:09PM »
Ray:at age 58 you will spontaneously combust at a family gathering.

I can deal with that I would do just about anything to escape my family

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« Reply #24 on: Jan 26, 2007, 09:22PM »
James: At age 37 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

entirely possible, despite fuel prices I do like the lost art of road trip..... but it's been done.....

James: At age 78

no story?  what happened?  did I choke to death on my belly button fluff again?

James: At age 46 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

oh no, looks like i'm really going to die that way.................

James: At age 52 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

I really get the feeling it's trying to tell me something about going for drives in back country victoria with sa plates......................
I spent my money on sothern comfort and speeding fines, the rest I wasted.

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« Reply #25 on: Jan 27, 2007, 12:28PM »
shaun: At age 29 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

Less than four years to go.....funny thing is I actually have a jungle trekking trip to Burma planned for later this year.  Weird.
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« Reply #26 on: Jan 27, 2007, 01:45PM »
On behalf of Stick....

Josh: At age 64 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.
already been done, so next....

Josh: At age 32 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

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« Reply #27 on: Jan 27, 2007, 05:12PM »
Daniel: At age 65 you finally kick the heroine habit! congratulations.
Unfortunately you stopped because you died of an overdose.
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« Reply #28 on: Jan 27, 2007, 05:19PM »
this is more like it!

Josh: At age 48 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

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« Reply #29 on: Jan 27, 2007, 06:41PM »
This one sounds a bit more like me :P

Jono: At age 48 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.
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« Reply #30 on: Jan 27, 2007, 07:39PM »
'ere we go govna

Aaron: At age 61 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.

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« Reply #31 on: Jan 28, 2007, 03:38PM »
Dion: At age 52 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.

Dam i hate canada.

Round 2:
Dion: At age 53 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

but the most frequent one seems to be
Dion: At age 69 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.

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« Reply #32 on: Jan 29, 2007, 07:24AM »
AJ: At age 65, you will be beat to death by a large monkey, in a traditional game of fisticuffs.
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« Reply #33 on: Jan 29, 2007, 01:56PM »
Ashley: At age 31 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

sounds kinda kinky
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« Reply #34 on: Jan 29, 2007, 02:26PM »
Ben: At age 68 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

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« Reply #35 on: Jan 30, 2007, 09:43AM »
james: At age 70 a meteorite will strike you in the skull as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.

Trev: At age 64 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.

It got me too.  But at least you live a  bit longer.  I wonder if it's the same meteorite?  I'm 22 this year so u do the math.
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« Reply #36 on: Jan 30, 2007, 11:25AM »
James: At age 68 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

God i love being an alco... lol   done so...

James: At age 35 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

Man I am gonna be famous... Who wants an autograph???   Anyone???
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« Reply #37 on: Jan 30, 2007, 09:04PM »
Clearia: At age 78 will die from self defence.Picking up a bum from the side of the road, an act of kindness. But gets forced to stop the car, but loving her car to much and not wanting to give it up to some good for nothing bum, drives 150km into a tree..........

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« Reply #38 on: Feb 1, 2007, 11:13AM »
drives 150km into a tree..........

Man that must be a thick tree.  :P
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« Reply #39 on: Feb 3, 2007, 05:05PM »
reece: At age 54 you will choke on a piece of steak.

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« Reply #40 on: Feb 5, 2007, 05:48AM »
T.J. At age 50 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.
I'm disappointed,I wanted to die in a fiery car crash :(