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Offline Jtas

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« on: Dec 1, 2006, 09:15AM »
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said,
"Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
$280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford
it."

The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door
with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night heard you telling Mom
you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was
coming too.

And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000
mortgage & no bike!"

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Re: Mortgage
« Reply #1 on: Dec 1, 2006, 09:26AM »
ahahahaha nice one!
mr 4ut0m4t1c d0r1fft0000 p1nny 0n ga5 w17h cu5t0m u13h su8w00f3r!
When i'm cruisin' wit my bitches and G's ready to pop a cap in the ass of some fool who thinks he's bank by takin' my corner of the block....  ::)

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Re: Mortgage
« Reply #2 on: Dec 1, 2006, 11:25PM »
Haha Tas, that avatar of yours is what I love telling customers when their stereo isn't working :P

Oh and the joke's great too  ;D
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pringles was here!

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Re: Mortgage
« Reply #3 on: Dec 2, 2006, 09:41PM »
lol :D that was funny