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Koala and the lizard
« on: Nov 21, 2006, 11:21AM »

A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says  "Hey Koala!  What are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"


So the koala looks down at him and says:



 "Faaaaarrrrk dude....... how much water did you drink?!!"
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Re: Koala and the lizard
« Reply #1 on: Nov 21, 2006, 11:25AM »
LOL, you should make this a pop-up book for little kids.
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Re: Koala and the lizard
« Reply #2 on: Nov 23, 2006, 02:56AM »
haha, heard that before. Damn funny :)
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Re: Koala and the lizard
« Reply #3 on: Nov 27, 2006, 05:10PM »
Good stuff I like it.
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Re: Koala and the lizard
« Reply #4 on: Nov 28, 2006, 11:39PM »
nice mate very funny :D i liked that one

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Re: Koala and the lizard
« Reply #5 on: Nov 29, 2006, 01:13PM »
bahaha!
I've read it before elsewhere, but it's soo much better with pictures!! :D

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Re: Koala and the lizard
« Reply #6 on: Dec 2, 2006, 06:11PM »
hahahhaa funny shit mate
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Re: Koala and the lizard
« Reply #7 on: Dec 26, 2006, 05:25PM »
hahahaha funny as dude!

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Re: Koala and the lizard
« Reply #8 on: Dec 26, 2006, 11:10PM »
ha ha lol thats funny shit man