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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #630 on: Jan 11, 2007, 06:06PM »
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Looks like SOMEBODY has been watching too many simpsons episodes! :P

Namely, me.  ;)

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #631 on: Jan 11, 2007, 07:56PM »
ah Simpsons, what cant they do?

eurisko, FYI, there was another 6 that went through after that :P Dam rich people and their rich cars n rich stuff n stuff

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #632 on: Jan 14, 2007, 04:30AM »
And it is STILL pringles fault

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #633 on: Jan 14, 2007, 07:34AM »
hahah tis pringles fault, cause pringles is god!


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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #634 on: Jan 14, 2007, 07:43AM »



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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #635 on: Jan 14, 2007, 03:52PM »
i think everyone needs to go back to the 80's so we can all have fun!!
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #636 on: Jan 14, 2007, 05:55PM »
Had a TRX, then a U13

Now i got a mz20 soarer....yeah im a traitor!

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #637 on: Jan 14, 2007, 06:10PM »
emo's are pringles fault

pringles are emo's fault?

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #638 on: Jan 14, 2007, 07:56PM »
HEY!! BUDDY!! THERES A RACE TRACK TO YOUR LEFT!!!!


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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #639 on: Jan 14, 2007, 09:11PM »
It's the only way he can get the wheels spinning :P
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #640 on: Jan 15, 2007, 07:53AM »
maybe he is cross-eye? he IS driving a sprinter

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #641 on: Jan 15, 2007, 11:28AM »
LOL that ones actually turboed and he was going pretty hard.

what astounds me is that he and quite a few people kept going hard when they left the track, despite it being a known problem that some tracks are considering banning drift due to the damage that it causes to edges and grassed areas  >:(

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #642 on: Jan 15, 2007, 11:53AM »
Eat My Rice?  ;) :D

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #643 on: Jan 15, 2007, 01:07PM »
Hey folks how about a note at the start of this thread to make a cut lunch if you have not been here before, or a health warning at my age i may not make it to the end of the post if I had to read it all again (oh I need a little nap now).

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #644 on: Jan 15, 2007, 05:34PM »
i hear modern graphic calculators have more processing power?
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #645 on: Jan 15, 2007, 07:40PM »
Yes it's all to much for this poor old fart, i still remember buying ram by the meg and the hottest thing in town being a comodore 64.
I need another little rest.

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #646 on: Jan 15, 2007, 08:48PM »
here's some interesting info i found.

http://www.zip.com.au/~psmith/Luminary.html

main point:

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...the LM computer is probably comparable in speed to a pocket calculator...

...The LM and CM had identical computers on board, each the size of a shoe box. Each contained a total storage capacity of 36K of 14-bit words. This means total storage was roughly equal to the 64K bytes of a Commodore-64 computer. The LM's computer had a "memory cycle time" of 11.7 micro-seconds. However, virtually all CPU operations required at least 2 clock cycles making the effective memory cycle time 23.4 micro-seconds, i.e., it effectively ran at only about 43 kHz (0.043 MHz)!...


so not even a graphics calculator! just your run-of-the mill pocket calculator.
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #647 on: Jan 15, 2007, 10:21PM »
You dont have to be a nut, but it must help.
No wonder they stopped sending monkeys up in those things it's just plain stupid, but a couple of americans well that i can live with.

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #648 on: Jan 16, 2007, 01:11AM »
No wonder they stopped sending monkeys up in those things it's just plain stupid, but a couple of americans well that i can live with.

Ah there's some alright ones...there's some downright arrogant ones too

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #649 on: Jan 16, 2007, 08:22AM »
Darn right there are, I have been in hospitality for a very long time.
The most hated customers are School Teachers, Americans and Christians(mainly because they order twenty glasses of water one bowl of chips and move all your furniture).
Sorry if you are any of the above but ask any restaurant worker and you will get the same answer.
The best are usually Canadians unless you tell them they are American then your in trouble.

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #650 on: Jan 16, 2007, 10:58AM »
I work at an airport and the Americans are, guaranteed, always the loudest, for some reason they think everyone wants to know what they are saying!!

The Canadians can be loud too but are generally less obnoxious. They come from an American state anyways dont they  ;D

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #651 on: Jan 16, 2007, 05:05PM »
You tell them that, I got hit in the head with a half full tinnie for saying something like that and that was by a chick.

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #652 on: Jan 16, 2007, 07:27PM »
Darn right there are, I have been in hospitality for a very long time.
The most hated customers are School Teachers, Americans and Christians(mainly because they order twenty glasses of water one bowl of chips and move all your furniture).
Sorry if you are any of the above but ask any restaurant worker and you will get the same answer.
The best are usually Canadians unless you tell them they are American then your in trouble.

ha ha!  I actually don't mind american customers, they are always guaranteed to tip (and tip well), for absolutely everything.

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #653 on: Jan 17, 2007, 04:51PM »
Yes true and they are also good for a few free drinks after work if you befriend them or just to get them drunk so you can laugh at them.
Or as one of my waiters used to say "Americans are great every home should own one."

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #654 on: Jan 17, 2007, 08:01PM »
or sleep with them :D
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #655 on: Jan 17, 2007, 09:39PM »
Yes you should always have at least one shag under your belt that you have no guilt in telling your mates every sordid detail.
And if your never going to see them again and they will be on the other side of the world then there is none better.

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #656 on: Jan 20, 2007, 06:34PM »
guess everyone is over this then. meh me too  ::)

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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #657 on: Jan 20, 2007, 07:26PM »
as if over it.  ;D
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #658 on: Jan 20, 2007, 07:48PM »
Yeah i'm over it.
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Re: Read Me ladies and Gents
« Reply #659 on: Jan 21, 2007, 06:22AM »
over and down, now someone deside the next topic of question
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