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Never Lend Your Car to a Woman
« on: Aug 15, 2007, 12:17PM »
i didnt know whether to post this in general discussion or here...  ;D

I'm sick of my knob going all floppy and loose in my hand  :P 
I've been on probation for 21 years, can't make a decision without consulting the wife first  ::)

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Re: Never Lend Your Car to a Woman
« Reply #1 on: Aug 15, 2007, 02:37PM »
lol, posted in the right section for sure.

looks like a classic reverse into pole/tree job.


EDIT: is it just me or are all those cars in the background also suba-woooooooooooooooooooooooooooos?
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1994 u13 SSS Attesa ftw. Project thread here
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Re: Never Lend Your Car to a Woman
« Reply #2 on: Aug 15, 2007, 06:05PM »
lol... glad its a subbie tho :P
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Re: Never Lend Your Car to a Woman
« Reply #3 on: Aug 15, 2007, 07:45PM »
That was in Zoo magazine a few weeks ago... Still gets a chuckle though :)


I should show this to my sister, last time she borrowed my car she reversed it into a fence!
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Re: Never Lend Your Car to a Woman
« Reply #4 on: Aug 16, 2007, 09:05PM »
Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing... You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports and play on the internet all night.

You hear her stumble into bed around 4 a.m. and laugh, knowing she's going to have a monster hangover. You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night. You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece.
 
You circle the car looking for dents and find none.
 
But. Wait a minute......

mr 4ut0m4t1c d0r1fft0000 p1nny 0n ga5 w17h cu5t0m u13h su8w00f3r!
When i'm cruisin' wit my bitches and G's ready to pop a cap in the ass of some fool who thinks he's bank by takin' my corner of the block....  ::)

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Re: Never Lend Your Car to a Woman
« Reply #5 on: Aug 18, 2007, 10:57AM »
rofl

clamp her over the head with the bonnet
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Re: Never Lend Your Car to a Woman
« Reply #6 on: Aug 19, 2007, 05:00PM »
The belt loop imprints sort of spoil the story :P
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Re: Never Lend Your Car to a Woman
« Reply #7 on: Aug 19, 2007, 06:11PM »
i didnt know whether to post this in general discussion or here...  ;D



Noticed in the picture that the item hit did go above the bootlip. as spoiler is intact.

Reminds me of my cousin first time filling her car up at a servo, drove into those bollards
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